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| Albert Einstein
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
| Philosophy |
| 1 Corinthians 3:17
If anyone destroys God's temple, God will destroy him. For God's temple is holy, and you are that temple.
| Bible |
| What is the difference between...
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
| Humor |
| Oscar Wilde
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
| Philosophy |
| 1 Corinthians 10:31
So, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.
| Bible |
| "Babe is it in?" "Yea.""Does it hurt?"...
"Babe is it in?" "Yea.""Does it hurt?" "Uh huh.""Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts.""Okay, let's try another shoe size."
| Humor |
| Jim Carrey
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
| Philosophy |
| 1 Timothy 4:8
For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come.
| Bible |
| A woman is having a hard time...
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, ...
| Humor |
| Jane Wagner
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
| Philosophy |
| Proverbs 17:22
A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
| Bible |
| A gynecologist notices that a new patient...
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes ...
| Humor |
| E. B. White
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
| Philosophy |
| Genesis 1:29
And God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food.
| Bible |
| Scientists have proven that there are two...
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
| Humor |
| Benjamin Franklin
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
| Philosophy |
| August 31st, 1991
On this day in 1991: Houston QB David Klingler sets NCAA record with 6 touchdown passes in the 2nd quarter as the Cougars clobbered Louisiana Tech 73-3
| Sports Facts |
| 1 Corinthians 6:20
For you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.
| Bible |
| A man is walking down the street,...
A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer ...
| Humor |
| George Bernard Shaw
Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
| Philosophy |
| August 30th, 1905
On this day in 1905: Tiger Ty Cobb makes his debut, doubling off Yank Jack Chesbro
| Sports Facts |
| Philippians 4:13
I can do all things through him who strengthens me.
| Bible |
| Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the...
Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."
| Humor |
| John Howard
Truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never disposable in national political life.
| Philosophy |
| August 29th, 2012
On this day in 2012: The USADA claims to have stripped Lance Armstrong of his seven Tour de France titles
| Sports Facts |