Lazy Bastard 2
"So you're able to carry shopping to a customer's car free of charge?" I asked the guy in Tesco this morning.
"Yes." he replied.
I said, "Can you carry mine for me?"
He said, "Sure."
As we walked across the entire distance of the car park, I suddenly stopped beside my motor and said, "I could've carried it myself but I'm a lazy bastard."
"I gathered that." he replied, "Here's your KitKat."
"Yes." he replied.
I said, "Can you carry mine for me?"
He said, "Sure."
As we walked across the entire distance of the car park, I suddenly stopped beside my motor and said, "I could've carried it myself but I'm a lazy bastard."
"I gathered that." he replied, "Here's your KitKat."