Big Bills
Two friends were standing in line at Jack in the Box, waiting to place their order. There was a big sign that read, "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The older of the pair pointed to the sign and remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
The older of the pair pointed to the sign and remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."