Not So Hard
A young female nurse is working the front desk at a sperm bank. A man wearing a ski mask barges in through the front door and holds a gun to her head.
"Open the vault!" He shouts.
"But sir, this is a sperm bank..."
"Just do it!" The woman complies and opens the vault containing hundreds of vials of donations. "Now, uncork one and drink it!
"Sir, I don't understand..."
"Do as I say!" So she uncorks a sample and drinks it down. She chokes on it but is more worried about the mysterious man and the gun he's holding.
Suddenly he takes off the ski mask and says, "See honey, it isn't that hard."
"Open the vault!" He shouts.
"But sir, this is a sperm bank..."
"Just do it!" The woman complies and opens the vault containing hundreds of vials of donations. "Now, uncork one and drink it!
"Sir, I don't understand..."
"Do as I say!" So she uncorks a sample and drinks it down. She chokes on it but is more worried about the mysterious man and the gun he's holding.
Suddenly he takes off the ski mask and says, "See honey, it isn't that hard."