Directions
By all accounts, Sam was a lousy husband to Sally. One of the ways h tormented her was by claiming that, if he died before she did, that he was going to come back and haunt her for the rest of her life.
As it turned out, Sam did die first and as soon as Sally threw a handful of dirt on his coffin, Susan was at her side.
"Are you worried that Sam will really come back to haunt you?" Susan asked breathlessly.
"No I'm not!" Sally exclaimed. "He might try, but I buried the son-of-a-bitch face down and sure as anything he won't stop to ask for directions!"
As it turned out, Sam did die first and as soon as Sally threw a handful of dirt on his coffin, Susan was at her side.
"Are you worried that Sam will really come back to haunt you?" Susan asked breathlessly.
"No I'm not!" Sally exclaimed. "He might try, but I buried the son-of-a-bitch face down and sure as anything he won't stop to ask for directions!"