She Ain't
The farmer Johnson mortgaged his ranch to give his daughter a college education. After her graduation, he met her at the train station to drive her home. Naturally, Johnson was greatly disturbed when his daughter announced, "I have a confession to make, Paw - I ain't a virgin no more."
"After all the sacrifices your Maw and I made to give you a good education," the old man shook his head sadly, "you still say 'ain't!"
"After all the sacrifices your Maw and I made to give you a good education," the old man shook his head sadly, "you still say 'ain't!"