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A broad lady showed up at the theater just before the performance was to start and handed the usher two tickets.

"Where's the other party?" Asked the usher.

"Well," said the large lady, blushing, "one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable. so I bought two. They're both for me."

"Okay with me, lady," the usher replied as he scratched his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and fifty-three."