7 Degrees of Coon-Ass - 1st Degree
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, dat's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that my sweets?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."
Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, dat's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that my sweets?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."