7 Degrees of Coon-Ass - 3rd Degree
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he finds her in the arms of another man.
Now Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head.
His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
Now Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head.
His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"