3 Wise Guys
There were 3 guys who died on Christmas Eve and met St. Peter at heaven's gate. Peter said, "Since you all died on Christmas Eve, you all have to show me something that represents Christmas."
The first guy put his hand in his pocket pulled out a lighter lights it and said "Here's a candle." Peter agreed that there are candles at Christmas and allowed him in.
The second guy pulled out a set of keys and shook them, "Bells," he said. St. Peter wasn't convinced, but agreed that are bells at Christmas and sent him in too.
Finally the third guy was left standing alone. "Well?" St. Peter asked.
The last guy put his hand in his coat pocket and pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter said, "Now what do those have to do with Christmas?"
The guy said, "Oh, theses are Carol's."
The first guy put his hand in his pocket pulled out a lighter lights it and said "Here's a candle." Peter agreed that there are candles at Christmas and allowed him in.
The second guy pulled out a set of keys and shook them, "Bells," he said. St. Peter wasn't convinced, but agreed that are bells at Christmas and sent him in too.
Finally the third guy was left standing alone. "Well?" St. Peter asked.
The last guy put his hand in his coat pocket and pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter said, "Now what do those have to do with Christmas?"
The guy said, "Oh, theses are Carol's."