Eyelid Transplant
After delivering a newborn, the doctor went to the parents with bad news. "I'm afraid your son was born without eyelids."
The mother gasped and the father demanded, "What can we do about it?"
The doctor said, "Don't worry, we'll do the circumcision and use the excess skin to make new eyelids."
"Won't that make him cockeyed?" Asked the newborn's mother.
"On the contrary," the doctor said, "it will give him foresight!"
The mother gasped and the father demanded, "What can we do about it?"
The doctor said, "Don't worry, we'll do the circumcision and use the excess skin to make new eyelids."
"Won't that make him cockeyed?" Asked the newborn's mother.
"On the contrary," the doctor said, "it will give him foresight!"