Scrawny Husband
After a rowdy New Year's Eve party, a thin and bony man is walking around his house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, "Hey, your friends are going to be here to watch the football game any minute. Go and put something on."
"Oh no, I won't," he says. "I want everybody to see how you feed your husband."
"Really?!" Cried the wife. "Take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there's nothing that I should feed you for."
"Oh no, I won't," he says. "I want everybody to see how you feed your husband."
"Really?!" Cried the wife. "Take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there's nothing that I should feed you for."