Afghan Genie
Strangely, a Taliban soldier and a U.S. Marine are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish" says the Genie.
The Talibani said: "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come in."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF, there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
The Marine looked it over and said, "I'm curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains: "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out."
The Marine said, "Fill it with water."
The Talibani said: "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come in."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF, there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
The Marine looked it over and said, "I'm curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains: "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out."
The Marine said, "Fill it with water."