Red Eye
Defense attorney: Tell the jury, in your own words, what happened before the traffic officer assaulted you with his nightstick.
Plaintiff: He pulled me over and I rolled down my window he said, "Your eyes are red - have you been smoking weed?"
Attorney: Then what happened?
Plaintiff: I said, "Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts? That when he started beating me!"
Plaintiff: He pulled me over and I rolled down my window he said, "Your eyes are red - have you been smoking weed?"
Attorney: Then what happened?
Plaintiff: I said, "Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts? That when he started beating me!"