Regular
Man: I have a "going" problem.
Doctor: Well, are you regular?
Man: Yes I am. Every day I do a number one at 7:30 in the morning and a number two at 8:30.
Doctor: So, what's the problem?
Man: I don't get up until 9:30.
Doctor: Well, are you regular?
Man: Yes I am. Every day I do a number one at 7:30 in the morning and a number two at 8:30.
Doctor: So, what's the problem?
Man: I don't get up until 9:30.