Repeating Polack Jokes
After having a few beers, a loudmouth says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Polack joke?"
The bartender gives him a look and says, "I'm Polish and so are those two big guys playing pool."
"So?" The drunk says.
Seeing the man isn't getting it, the bartender tries again. "How 'bout this? You see those 2 other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish too and there's nothing they like better than fighting. You still want to tell your Polack joke?"
The man replies, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five different times."
The bartender gives him a look and says, "I'm Polish and so are those two big guys playing pool."
"So?" The drunk says.
Seeing the man isn't getting it, the bartender tries again. "How 'bout this? You see those 2 other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish too and there's nothing they like better than fighting. You still want to tell your Polack joke?"
The man replies, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five different times."