Jungle Lovin'
George of the Jungle lived all alone. There was no one to have sex with him, so instead he screwed a hole in a tree. One day, he found a woman in the jungle and soon the call to do the wild thing became too much.
They were making out and getting pretty hot and heavy until George reared back and kicked the woman in the crotch.
"What did you do that?" she exclaimed in pain and surprise.
He replied, "Gotta check for squirrels."
They were making out and getting pretty hot and heavy until George reared back and kicked the woman in the crotch.
"What did you do that?" she exclaimed in pain and surprise.
He replied, "Gotta check for squirrels."