Little Johnny Drives
On the day Johnny received his learner’s permit, his father agreed to take him out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver’s seat. “Why aren’t you sitting up front on the passenger’s side?” Johnny asked.
"Son, I’ve been waiting for this ever since you were a little boy,” Dad replied. “Now it’s my turn to sit back here and kick the seat.”
"Son, I’ve been waiting for this ever since you were a little boy,” Dad replied. “Now it’s my turn to sit back here and kick the seat.”