Nurse's Pen
After a long, exhausting day at the hospital, a nurse walked into her bank to deposit her pay check. At the counter, she pulled out her check to countersign it, grabbed a pen from her purse and was surprised to see that it didn't work.
Looking closer, the nurse realized that she was trying to use a thermometer to sign the piece of paper.
"That's just great," she exclaimed to the teller. "Some asshole's got my pen!"
Looking closer, the nurse realized that she was trying to use a thermometer to sign the piece of paper.
"That's just great," she exclaimed to the teller. "Some asshole's got my pen!"