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Nurse's Pen

After a long, exhausting day at the hospital, a nurse walked into her bank to deposit her pay check. At the counter, she pulled out her check to countersign it, grabbed a pen from her purse and was surprised to see that it didn't work.

Looking closer, the nurse realized that she was trying to use a thermometer to sign the piece of paper.

"That's just great," she exclaimed to the teller. "Some asshole's got my pen!"