Single Black Female
The ad read, "SBF seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-323-0449 and ask for Daisy."
15,000 ardent male callers were chagrined to learn that Daisy was a Labrador Retriever.
15,000 ardent male callers were chagrined to learn that Daisy was a Labrador Retriever.