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Best T-Shirts of Summer

10) If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?

9) (Worn by a pregnant woman) "A Man Did This To Me, Oprah"

8) I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

7) My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

6) At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All... I Just Can't Remember It All

5) If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going

4) God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends

3) I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy

2) So many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

1) (Around a picture of dandelions) "I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won"

-- Bob Levey in the Washington Post