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A Polack went to a carpenter and asked the man to build him a box
two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long.

"Hmm..." the carpenter hedged. "I guess I could do that if I had to. But I have to ask, why do you want a box like that?"

The Polack answered, "When my neighbors moved away they left some things behind, so this morning the guy called and asked me to send him his garden hose."