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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?

A: Bill

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

A: Matt

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hung up on your wall?

A: Art

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves on a windy day?

A: Russell

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms no legs lying in a hole?

A: Doug

(And the sad finale...)

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs swimming in your pool?

A: Bob