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Cowboys in a Car
Q: If you have a car containing a Cowboys wide receiver, a Cowboys linebacker, and a Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
Football Players
Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women? A: No the other one. No, the other one. No...the other one.
Knock Knock Who
Boy: Knock, knock. GIrl: Who’s there? Boy: Who! Girl: Who who? Boy: That’s what an owl says!
No Go
Q: Why can't Tony Romo or Dez Bryant get into their own driveways? A: Someone painted an end zone on them!
Knock Knock Pencil
Boy: Knock, knock. Girl: Who’s there? Boy: A broken pencil. Girl: A broken pencil who? Boy: Oh never mind, it’s pointless.
Bottoms Up
Q. Why do ducks fly over the University of Texas upside down? A. There's nothing worth crapping on down below!
You know you are a blond II...
You know you are a blond if you believe Testicles are found on an octopus you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute you believe a diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
You're a Blonde I...
You know you are a blond if: you believe "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird you think a G-string is part of a violin you think Anus is the Latin word for yearly
Go Texans
Q: Why do Houston Texans fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Cleveland
Q: Why do the Cleveland Browns want to change their name to the Cleveland Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Knock Knock Figs
Girl: Knock, knock. Boy: Who’s there? Girl: Figs. Boy: Figs who? Girl: Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock Knock W
Girl: Knock, knock. Boy: Who’s there? Girl: Double. Boy: Double who? Girl: W!
Blind Footballer
Q: What does a football player do when he loses his eyesight? A: Become a referee.
Pats Fans
Q: What is the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Lying Ghosts
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying? A: Because you can see right through them!
Halloween Tester
Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar? A: “Trike or Treat”?
Ghost's Supper
Q: What do ghosts eat for supper? A: Spooketi
Look Alike
A.J. Jamal of In Living Color fame: I'm tired of people saying all black people look alike. We don't all look alike. Ain't it funny how they always say we all look alike until we go cash a check? Then we don't look like nobody.
Lesbian Flooring
Q. Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor? A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
The Laundromat
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
The Army
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for the Army? A: Bison
History Class
Q: What's the worst thing about ancient history class? A: The teachers tend to Babylon.
Luggage
Q: What kind of luggage does a vulture take on a plane? A: Carrion.
Nuts
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts cost about $0.49 and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Santa's Little Helper
Q: Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? A: Because he had low Elf esteem!