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Did you hear about the guy who...
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.
No Lawsuits
Sidewalks were treacherous after a heavy snowstorm blanketed the University of Idaho campus. Watching people slip and slide, I gingerly made my way to class. Suddenly I found myself on a clean, snow-free section of walkway. This is weird, I thought - until ...
What happens when you cross...
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.
"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old...
"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks.It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, ...
Why can't you hear rabbits making...
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
Winter Punderland
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the...
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?" Student: "My father's check book!"
One day at school, little Jimmy needed...
One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. "But Miss, I am bursting to go," said Jimmy. "You may go, but after you say the ...
An English teacher told his students that...
An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter "H" they should ignore the "H" as in hour, honor, and honest. That day when leaving for class, he left a note for his assistant, "Please heat my rice for me." When ...
When Smart is Too Smart
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.
Magic Cat
I worked at a boarding kennel where people leave their dogs and cats while on vacation. One morning I had taken a cat out of his cage, and after playing with him and replenishing his food and water, I put him back in.A few minutes later, I was surprised to ...
Did you hear about...
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
An old teacher asked her student, "If...
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen...
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
What do an old person, a...
Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common? A: They're all seniors.
It was the first day of school....
It was the first day of school. Harry's mother went into his bedroom and said, "Come on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today." "But I don't want to go to school," replied Harry, "I want to stay in bed. Why do I have to go to school"? "Because," ...
Johnny was at school and the teacher...
Johnny was at school and the teacher said, "Someone use fascinate in a sentence." Sally answered, "The zoo was fascinating." The teacher said, "Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence." Maria suggested, "I was fascinated at the zoo." Once again ...
Yo mamma is so fat, the only...
Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.
A bank robber pulls out gun points...
A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your...
Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?" Student: "A heart attack."
Why did the school...
Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework? A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
The teacher of the earth science class...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes, the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, four minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 ...
A teacher asks a student, "Are you...
A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."
What do elves...
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons....
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for ...