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| The Penis Study. The American Government funded...
The Penis Study. The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during ...
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| Luke 21:1-4
Jesus looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the offering box, and he saw a poor widow put in two small copper coins. And he said, "Truly, I tell you, this poor widow has put in more than all of them. For they all contributed out of their abundance, ...
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| May 27th, 1904
On this day in 1904: NL record of 5 stolen bases in a game (Dennis McGann, NY Giants)
| Sports Facts |
| Martin Luther King, Jr.
The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.
| Philosophy |
| What is white when it's...
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A chalkboard.
| Humor |
| Luke 20:46-47
"Beware of the scribes, who like to walk around in long robes, and love greetings in the marketplaces and the best seats in the synagogues and the places of honor at feasts, who devour widows' houses and for a pretense make long prayers. They will receive ...
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| May 26th, 2013
On this day in 2013: Golfer Matteo Manassero wins the BMW PGA Championship
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| Plato
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
| Philosophy |
| A teacher asks a student, "Are you...
A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."
| Humor |
| Luke 17:3-4
Pay attention to yourselves! If your brother sins, rebuke him, and if he repents, forgive him, and if he sins against you seven times in the day, and turns to you seven times, saying, 'I repent,' you must forgive him."
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| May 25th, 1975
On this day in 1975: Indianapolis 500: Bobby Unser wins in 2:54:55.064 (240.135 km/h)
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| Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
| Philosophy |
| I was at my bank today waiting...
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla ...
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| Luke 10:25-28
And behold, a lawyer stood up to put him to the test, saying, "Teacher, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?" He said to him, "What is written in the Law? How do you read it?" And he answered, "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with ...
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| May 24th, 1976
On this day in 1976: Muhammad Ali TKOs Richard Dunn in 5 for heavyweight boxing title in Munich
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| William Tecumseh Sherman
If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
| Philosophy |
| A mother said to her son, "Look...
A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"
| Humor |
| Luke 7:36-50
One of the Pharisees asked him to eat with him, and he went into the Pharisee's house and took his place at the table. And behold, a woman of the city, who was a sinner, when she learned that he was reclining at table in the Pharisee's house, brought an alabaster ...
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| May 23rd, 1970
On this day in 1970: SD Padres beat SF Giants 17-16 in 15 innings
| Sports Facts |
| George MacDonald
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen.
| Philosophy |
| I never wanted to believe that my...
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
| Humor |
| Luke 6:32-42
"If you love those who love you, what benefit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who do good to you, what benefit is that to you? For even sinners do the same. And if you lend to those from whom you expect ...
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| May 22nd, 2001
On this day in 2001: NHL Eastern Conference Final: New Jersey Devils beat Pittsburgh Penguins, 4 games to 1
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| Joseph Stalin
It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
| Philosophy |
| How do you leave...
Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow
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