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Deuteronomy 6:5-9
You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your might. And these words that I command you today shall be on your heart. You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your ...
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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons....
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for ...
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April 13th, 1975
On this day in 1975: 39th Masters Golf Tournament: Jack Nicklaus wins, shooting a 276
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Napoleon Bonaparte
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
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Proverbs 22:7
The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower is the slave of the lender.
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A girl realized that she had grown...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, ...
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April 12th, 1988
On this day in 1988: Frank Robinson replaces Cal Ripkin as manager of Balt Orioles
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Aesop
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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Proverbs 13:22
A good man leaves an inheritance to his children's children, but the sinner's wealth is laid up for the righteous.
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Regular Feeding
When my daughter and I caught only one perch on our fishing trip—not enough for even a modest lunch—we decided to feed it to her two cats. She put our catch in their dish and watched as the two pampered pets sniffed at the fish but refused to eat it.Thinking ...
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April 11th, 1971
On this day in 1971: 35th Masters Golf Tournament: Charles Coody wins, shooting a 279
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Will Rogers
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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Philippians 4:19
And my God will supply every need of yours according to his riches in glory in Christ Jesus.
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What is the difference between...
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"
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April 10th, 1962
On this day in 1962: 1st baseball game at LA's Dodger Stadium, they lose 6-3 to Reds
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Cal Thomas
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are.
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Romans 12:1
I appeal to you therefore, brothers, by the mercies of God, to present your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptable to God, which is your spiritual worship.
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A child asked his father, "How were...
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys ...
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April 9th, 1912
On this day in 1912: 1st exhibition baseball game at Fenway Park (Red Sox vs Harvard)
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Kin Hubbard
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
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Luke 16:11
If then you have not been faithful in the unrighteous wealth, who will entrust to you the true riches?
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A woman gets on a bus with...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right ...
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April 8th, 1968
On this day in 1968: Baseball's Opening Day is postponed because of Martin Luther King's assassination
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Bernard Baruch
Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.
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Proverbs 21:20
Precious treasure and oil are in a wise man's dwelling, but a foolish man devours it.
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