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| Yo Mama is So Ugly...
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly woman contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
| Humor |
| Poor Cheerleaders
NFL cheerleaders typically make $50–$75 a game; unfortunately, by the time they spend money on makeup, hair accessories, dance classes, etc., they end up losing money.
| Sports Facts |
| Where You Are
It doesn’t matter where you are, you are nowhere compared to where you can go.
-- Bob Proctor
| Philosophy |
| A Season for Everything
Ecclesiastes 3:1
For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven
| Bible |
| Knock Knock Broken Pencil
Boy: "Knock knock.”
Girl: “Who’s there?”
Boy: “A broken pencil.”
Girl: “A broken pencil who?”
Boy: "Aw, never mind, it's pointless."
| Humor |
| And We Watch Why?
Though NFL football games usually last around 3 hours, the ball is typically in play for only 11 minutes. Around 56% of the game on TV is devoted to replays.
| Sports Facts |
| A Year From Now
A year from now you will wish you had started today.
-- Karen Lamb
| Philosophy |
| Always the Same
Hebrews 13:8
Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.
| Bible |
| Waiting on a Sign
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?"
The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me."
A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do ...
| Humor |
| Genius at Work
Just two years after finishing their careers, approximately 78% of NFL players go bankrupt.
| Sports Facts |
| The Telephone
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce
| Philosophy |
| Filthy Mouths
Psalm 59:7-8
Listen to the filth that comes from their mouths; their words cut like swords. “After all, who can hear us?” they sneer. But LORD, you laugh at them. You scoff at all the hostile nations.
| Bible |
| Tongue Action
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try ...
| Humor |
| September 24th, 1967
On this day in 1967, Gary Nolan becomes only the second pitcher in baseball history to strike out 200 batters in a season as a teenager, when he fans Adolfo Phillips in the bottom of the fourth inning in the Reds’ 3-2 victory over Chicago at Wrigley Field. ...
| Sports Facts |
| The Letter
There was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it ...
| Humor |
| Marital Submission
Ephesians 5
Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything ...
| Bible |
| To Be Loved
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu
| Philosophy |
| Tube Watching
The Super Bowl is the 2nd most watched sporting event in the world. More than 100 million people worldwide watch the Super Bowl every year. In fact, Super Bowl XLIV in 2010 unseated M*A*S*H's series finale as the most watched show in television history with ...
| Sports Facts |
| Explanations
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue.
One ...
| Humor |
| God's Laughingstock
Job 12:4
I have become a laughingstock to my friends, though I called on God and he answered - a mere laughingstock, though righteous and blameless!
| Bible |
| Advanced Science
I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
-- John F. Kennedy
| Philosophy |
| September 22nd, 1964
On this day in 1964, upon returning from a West Coast road trip, the Phillies are greeted at the airport by over 2,000 pennant-fever fans as the club arrives in Philadelphia early in the morning. The team, in front of the National League by 6.5 games with ...
| Sports Facts |
| A Cheerful Heart
Proverbs 17:22
A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.
| Bible |
| Creating Joy
Technological society has succeeded in multiplying the opportunities for pleasure, but it has great difficulty in generating joy.
-- Pope Paul VI
| Philosophy |
| Best Prescritions
My doctor told me to avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill!"
| Humor |