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Isaiah 1:1-31
The vision of Isaiah the son of Amoz, which he saw concerning Judah and Jerusalem in the days of Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, kings of Judah. Hear, O heavens, and give ear, O earth; for the Lord has spoken: "Children have I reared and brought up, but ...
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and...
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At ...
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Christopher Fry
What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.
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August 3rd, 1990
On this day in 1990: NY Yankee Kevin Mass sets record with 10th HR in 1st 72 at bats
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Exodus 20:12
"Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.
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A guy and his wife are sitting...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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William Feather
The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.
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August 2nd, 1959
On this day in 1959: SF Giants 1st baseman Willie McCovey hits 1st of his 521 HRs
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Luke 16:13
No servant can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money."
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A professor was giving a lecture on...
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you ...
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Phyllis Diller
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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August 1st, 1977
On this day in 1977: SF Giant Willie McCovey hits NL record 18th grand slammer
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James 1:22-27
But be doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving yourselves. For if anyone is a hearer of the word and not a doer, he is like a man who looks intently at his natural face in a mirror. For he looks at himself and goes away and at once forgets what ...
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July 31st, 1954
On this day in 1954: Mil Braves' Joe Adcock sets record of 18 total bases (4 hrs, 1 double)
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Saint Teresa of Avila
All things must come to the soul from its roots, from where it is planted.
| Philosophy |
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy...
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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2 Timothy 3:16-17
All Scripture is breathed out by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness, that the man of God may be competent, equipped for every good work.
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July 30th, 1962
On this day in 1962: All star MVP: Leon Wagner (LA Angels)
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Benjamin Disraeli
Man is only great when he acts from passion.
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A farmer buys a young rooster. As...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried ...
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Hebrews 13:5
Keep your life free from love of money, and be content with what you have, for he has said, "I will never leave you nor forsake you."
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July 29th, 1981
On this day in 1981: Anti-apartheid protesters against the Springbok rugby tour are confronted by police who use batons to stop them marching to South Africa’s Consul, New Zealand.
| Sports Facts |
John F. Kennedy
The greater our knowledge increases the more our ignorance unfolds.
| Philosophy |
Why couldn't the blonde add...
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
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Colossians 3:12-14
Put on then, as God's chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience, bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must ...
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