Little Johnny and Obama Voters
After President Obama visited their classroom, the teacher asked her class how many of them would have voted for the president.
Not really knowing what this meant but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids except for Little Johnny raised their hands. Seeing this, the teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why don't you like President Obama?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why that was and Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican too."
Annoyed by his glib answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama voter!"
Not really knowing what this meant but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids except for Little Johnny raised their hands. Seeing this, the teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why don't you like President Obama?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why that was and Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican too."
Annoyed by his glib answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama voter!"