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A man called his wife on the phone and said, "Honey, I invited Chip home for supper tonight."

"What? Are you crazy?" His wife demanded. "The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite him over?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married!"