Blonde Tries to Buy a TV
After looking around a large electronics store, a blonde asks the clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The man looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes.
Annoyed, she goes back home, dyes her hair black, returns to the store, and asks the same thing. As before, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Very irritated now, the blonde dyes her hair red, sure that she will be allowed to buy the TV this time. At the store, she asks a different clerk the same question. To her surprise, the new clerk responds that she doesn't serve blondes.
"How do you know I am a blonde?" The blonde asks.
The clerk gives her a dirty look and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
Annoyed, she goes back home, dyes her hair black, returns to the store, and asks the same thing. As before, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Very irritated now, the blonde dyes her hair red, sure that she will be allowed to buy the TV this time. At the store, she asks a different clerk the same question. To her surprise, the new clerk responds that she doesn't serve blondes.
"How do you know I am a blonde?" The blonde asks.
The clerk gives her a dirty look and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."