Excessive Celebration
Overheard: "My wife and I were at her high school reunion and she kept staring at a drunk guy sitting alone at a nearby table and swigging on beer after beer."
"Do you know him?" I asked.
"He's my old boyfriend," she answered. "My friends tell me that he took to drinking after we broke up and he hasn't been sober in 25 years."
"Wow," I said. "That's really something. Who would have thought that he would go on celebrating for so long?"
That's when the fight started.
"Do you know him?" I asked.
"He's my old boyfriend," she answered. "My friends tell me that he took to drinking after we broke up and he hasn't been sober in 25 years."
"Wow," I said. "That's really something. Who would have thought that he would go on celebrating for so long?"
That's when the fight started.