Timing is Everything
A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. Curious, he stops and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine.
The officer knocks on the window and asks the man what he's doing.
"Listening to music," the guy says.
Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?"
"Reading a magazine, obviously."
"How old are you?" asks the officer suspiciously.
"I'm 28."
"And how old is she?"
The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well, since you ask, in 11 minutes she'll be 18."
The officer knocks on the window and asks the man what he's doing.
"Listening to music," the guy says.
Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?"
"Reading a magazine, obviously."
"How old are you?" asks the officer suspiciously.
"I'm 28."
"And how old is she?"
The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well, since you ask, in 11 minutes she'll be 18."