Earning that Raise
A maid wanted a raise and asked her employer's wife for one.
"Why should I increase your pay?" The woman asked.
"Because I cook and clean and iron better than you," the maid replied.
"Who told you that?"
"Your husband."
"What else?" The rich woman asked, unimpressed.
"I'm also better in bed than you," the maid told her.
"Why, you little tramp!" The woman huffed. "Did my husband tell you that too?"
"No," the maid said. "The pool boy did."
"Would an extra $200 per month be enough?" The lady of the house asked quickly.
"Why should I increase your pay?" The woman asked.
"Because I cook and clean and iron better than you," the maid replied.
"Who told you that?"
"Your husband."
"What else?" The rich woman asked, unimpressed.
"I'm also better in bed than you," the maid told her.
"Why, you little tramp!" The woman huffed. "Did my husband tell you that too?"
"No," the maid said. "The pool boy did."
"Would an extra $200 per month be enough?" The lady of the house asked quickly.