Little Johnny's Suspension
After Little Johnny was again caught lying to his teacher again, Ms. Smith had had enough.
“Stand up in front of the class, Johnny” she said. “You can decide your own punishment. I want you to make a statement: If it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.”
Q. What did Little Johnny say that caused him not to get punished at all?
A. I will be suspended.
“Stand up in front of the class, Johnny” she said. “You can decide your own punishment. I want you to make a statement: If it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.”
Q. What did Little Johnny say that caused him not to get punished at all?
A. I will be suspended.