Cough Syrup
A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives instead."
"You idiot!" The pharmacist shouted. "You can't treat a cough with laxatives!!!"
"Of course you can," said the assistant. "Just look at him - he doesn't dare cough now!"
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives instead."
"You idiot!" The pharmacist shouted. "You can't treat a cough with laxatives!!!"
"Of course you can," said the assistant. "Just look at him - he doesn't dare cough now!"