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Bob and Amy were on a date on Valentine's Day. Hoping to impress her, he looked deeply into her eyes and said, "I'll do anything you want, my beauty, but on one condition."

Amy, entranced, asked, "What's your condition?"

"That you tell me your desire in just three words," he said huskily.

There was a long pause. Finally Amy whispered, "Clean my apartment."