Redneck Magic Trick
While a family from northern Kentucky was visiting a big city for the first time, a father and son spotted an elevator.
"What's that, Paw?" The boy asked.
"I ain't seen nothin' like that in my life," the father said.
They walked over to the elevator as a old frail woman walked in, hobbled to the elevator, pressed the button with her cane, and got in.
The Kentuckians, still fascinated by the new-fangled machine, could only watch. A few moments later, the elevator made a "ping!" noise and the doors opened wide. To their amazement, a beautiful 20-year-old, busty blonde stepped out and strutted past them with a smile.
After getting an eyeful of her, the father looked at his son and shouted, "Go get your Maw!"
"What's that, Paw?" The boy asked.
"I ain't seen nothin' like that in my life," the father said.
They walked over to the elevator as a old frail woman walked in, hobbled to the elevator, pressed the button with her cane, and got in.
The Kentuckians, still fascinated by the new-fangled machine, could only watch. A few moments later, the elevator made a "ping!" noise and the doors opened wide. To their amazement, a beautiful 20-year-old, busty blonde stepped out and strutted past them with a smile.
After getting an eyeful of her, the father looked at his son and shouted, "Go get your Maw!"