Cat Jokes 1
Q: Can a cat play patty-cake?
A: Pawsibly!
Q: Is anything smarter than a cat that can count?
A: Yes, a spelling bee!
Q: Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
A: He set a new lap record.
Q: Did you hear about the pregnant cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens.
Q: How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
A: He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
Q: How do married cats end a fight?
A: They hiss and make up.
A: Pawsibly!
Q: Is anything smarter than a cat that can count?
A: Yes, a spelling bee!
Q: Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
A: He set a new lap record.
Q: Did you hear about the pregnant cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens.
Q: How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
A: He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
Q: How do married cats end a fight?
A: They hiss and make up.