Jealous Eve
After Adam stayed out very late, Eve became upset. "You're running around with another woman," she sobbed.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep. He awoke to a strange pain in the chest. Sitting up, he saw that it was Eve poking him hard around the torso.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep. He awoke to a strange pain in the chest. Sitting up, he saw that it was Eve poking him hard around the torso.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.