Ton of Dynamite
A guy brought a girl back to his place. After a while, the man took off his shirt and said, "You're looking at 1,000 pounds of dynamite here, baby!"
The girl seemed intrigued, so he took off his pants and said, "This is another 1,000 pounds of dynamite."
"Go on," she urged him, her face flushed.
But when he took off his boxers, the young lady sprang to her feet and ran for the door.
Running after her, the guy asked, "What's wrong? Where are you going?"
The girl said, "With 2,000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I thought you were going to blow up any second!"
The girl seemed intrigued, so he took off his pants and said, "This is another 1,000 pounds of dynamite."
"Go on," she urged him, her face flushed.
But when he took off his boxers, the young lady sprang to her feet and ran for the door.
Running after her, the guy asked, "What's wrong? Where are you going?"
The girl said, "With 2,000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I thought you were going to blow up any second!"