Adam and Eve's Nationality
At the height of the Cold War, a Brit, a Frenchman, and a Russian are in a museum staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.
"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense!" replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"
The Russian finally speaks. "They have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They can only be Russian."
"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense!" replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"
The Russian finally speaks. "They have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They can only be Russian."