Dwight Gooden Jokes
(Youngsters may not know that Gooden was the most talented pitcher of his era but destroyed his career by abusing drugs.)
Q: What cost Dwight Gooden $5,000 but only contained one calorie?
A: Diet Coke
Q: Why did Dwight Gooden give up so many walks?
A: He liked free-basing.
Q: Why did the Mets trade Dwight Gooden to the Chicago Bears?
A: Because they wanted to put a coke machine next to the Refrigerator.
(Another old sports reference: William Perry was 'The Refrigerator', a 1980s Bears lineman who ran the ball once in a while as a stunt.)
Q: What cost Dwight Gooden $5,000 but only contained one calorie?
A: Diet Coke
Q: Why did Dwight Gooden give up so many walks?
A: He liked free-basing.
Q: Why did the Mets trade Dwight Gooden to the Chicago Bears?
A: Because they wanted to put a coke machine next to the Refrigerator.
(Another old sports reference: William Perry was 'The Refrigerator', a 1980s Bears lineman who ran the ball once in a while as a stunt.)