Cheating Wife
Beauregard discovered his wife in the arms of her lover. Mad with rage, he shot her dead on the spot. After a trial, the jury brought in a verdict of justifiable homicide.
Just as Beauregard was about to leave the courtroom a free man, the judge stopped him and asked, "Tell me, why did you shoot your wife instead of her lover?"
"Sir", Beau replied, "I figured it was better to shoot a woman once than a different man each week.”
Just as Beauregard was about to leave the courtroom a free man, the judge stopped him and asked, "Tell me, why did you shoot your wife instead of her lover?"
"Sir", Beau replied, "I figured it was better to shoot a woman once than a different man each week.”