Miami Heat Jokes Rebutted
The Miami Heat won their 2nd consecutive NBA championship, making these once-cutting jibes all but a thing of the past....
Q: What does an Miami Heat fan do after his team wins the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: What's the difference between the Miami Heat and a dollar bill?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How do you know when it's Lebron James' birthday?
A: Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
See what I mean? At least the Dallas Cowboys jokes are as spot-on as ever.
Q: What does an Miami Heat fan do after his team wins the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: What's the difference between the Miami Heat and a dollar bill?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How do you know when it's Lebron James' birthday?
A: Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
See what I mean? At least the Dallas Cowboys jokes are as spot-on as ever.