Chuck Norris Jokes 2
The power of one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is enough to light up Australlia for 44 minutes.
Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.
Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.
Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.