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Celebrity Beatdown

3 slams at some so-called celebrities:

1) Snooki is so short and orange that before getting on TV she worked part time as a traffic cone.

2) Somebody somewhere unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... Of course she's gonna write a song about it.

And last, an oldie but a goody:

3) Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.