None of Your Business
After not hearing from the widow next door for a few days, Little Johnny's mom got a bit nervous. "Do me a favor and go find out how old Mrs. Robinson is,” she told him.
So Little Johnny went down the stairs and his mother watched as he knocked on Mrs. Robinson’s door. Soon he came trotting back home.
“So how is she?” She asked when Little Johnny came back upstairs.
“How is she?” Repeated Little Johnny. “I’ve never seen her so mad in my life. In fact, she said it’s none of your darn business how old she is.”
So Little Johnny went down the stairs and his mother watched as he knocked on Mrs. Robinson’s door. Soon he came trotting back home.
“So how is she?” She asked when Little Johnny came back upstairs.
“How is she?” Repeated Little Johnny. “I’ve never seen her so mad in my life. In fact, she said it’s none of your darn business how old she is.”