Spanish Food
After watching an exciting bull fight, an American visiting Spain goes into a restaurant for dinner. While he waits for his meal, a waiter walks by with a steaming plate of food. Stopping him, the American asks what it is.
The waiter replies, "Bull testicles, from the fight. You have to order them ahead of time."
Willing to try anything once, the American orders one for the next day. The next afternoon, he returns for his meal and, after devouring the delicacy, tells the waiter they are delicious."
"But why are they so much smaller than the ones I saw yesterday?" The American asks.
The waiter tells him, "Sometimes the bull wins!"
The waiter replies, "Bull testicles, from the fight. You have to order them ahead of time."
Willing to try anything once, the American orders one for the next day. The next afternoon, he returns for his meal and, after devouring the delicacy, tells the waiter they are delicious."
"But why are they so much smaller than the ones I saw yesterday?" The American asks.
The waiter tells him, "Sometimes the bull wins!"